Friday, September 22, 2006

It is to LAUGH!

My kids, desensitized by modern day TV and video games, often do not share the same sense of humor that their Dad has. I think the following 7 jokes are hilarious! What do YOU think??

1 - Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2 - A jumper cable walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't you start anything."

3 - Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

4 - A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5 - A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

6 - Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"

7 - "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home.'" "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." "Is it common?" Well, "It's Not Unusual."

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Groan and groan again!

Steve from NJ said...

Chris:
Your children are still young, so there is still hope that over time they will come to appreciate the classics of Cicero, Chaucer, Shakespeare, and Rodney Dangerfield. It just takes more exposure. To help that along, here are a few more classics:

A man burst into a doctor’s examining room and shouted, “Doc, you gotta help me. I’m shrinking!” The doctor replied, “Sir, go back and sit down in the waiting room and wait your turn. You’ll just have to be a little patient.”

A bum tried to sneak onto an ocean liner and hide until launch, but a ship’s officer caught him and took him back off the ship. As they walked down to the dock, the officer explained, “You have to understand, beggars can’t be cruisers.”

Groucho: “Are you married? Are you rich? Answer the second question first.”

Groucho (As auctioneer): “Seventy-five, seventy-five, seventy-five. Will someone give me seventy-six?”:
Bidder: “Seventy-six.”
Groucho: “That’s the spirit!”

Gomez Addams: “What are doing with that net, Lurch?”
Lurch: “Caught a pterodactyl.”
Gomez: “That’s no pterodactyl, Lurch. That’s my mother-in-law!”

Steve from NJ.

Chris said...

Steve - Thanks for the post! and the Jokes! And the hope the kids will get a good sense of humor!

I am taking the liberty of extracting your jokes and making a new post out of them!